All of our products are fully warranted against all defects in materials and workmanship for 100 years. If you or one of your descendants should have a problem, send it back to me or one of my descendants and we’ll repair or replace it for free or we’ll give you a credit on the website (be sure to mention the warranty in your will).
I love that writing to show how truly great their warranty is. Your dad gives you his bag, it breaks, and their kids will repair or replace for free. Throw in the “mention the warranty in your will” and it’s just perfect.